I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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