I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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