He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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