these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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