What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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