I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Houston, we have a squirter
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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