She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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