I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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