I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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