Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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