Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Who died my cat blue again?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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