If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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