i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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