Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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