I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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