i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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