: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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