i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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