So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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