You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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