it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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