Don't you send me to vm
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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