either way he was missing a nipple.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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