i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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