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so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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