question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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