While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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