I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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