is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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