hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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