Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
pop tarts are not kleenex
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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