how can u be prego again
Don't make out with my wife yet
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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