You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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