i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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