he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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