I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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