I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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