U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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