Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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