people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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