Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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