All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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