Midget sex pt 2 tonight
"it" just moved
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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