I wannas sexs uuuuu
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
He felt like a one man threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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