The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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