Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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