Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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