try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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