The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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