and you said cock pushups were impossible
He kissed a someone with a penis
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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